well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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