Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
