ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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