Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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