Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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