he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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