Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
