doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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