Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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