Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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