doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
