Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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