she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
where does the pee come out of this thing
My pussy is not your playground.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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