She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need to sanitize my soul.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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