I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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