Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
wow bdsm is so cute
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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