You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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