I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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