You're so nebulous sometimes
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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