Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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