I would go down on you faster than GM stock
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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