O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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