You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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