Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
