it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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