i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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