summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
