is wine microwaveable?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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