i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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