I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
