for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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