Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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