and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
