worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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