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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(949): View more from California

Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.

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The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me

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(785): View more from Kansas

Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.

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(316): View more from Kansas

You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?

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(585): View more from New York

Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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(214): View more from Texas

she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything

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