I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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