I just made out with a guy for $7.
from now on my penis is your penis
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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