As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
