Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
