i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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