I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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