she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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