I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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