nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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