"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You made out with two different species that night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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