Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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