So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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