Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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