hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
