i don't like sucking hair
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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