Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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